Have another drink before the war.

Enough of the 24 hour news coverage. I think the nightlies are plenty. I mean, the U.S. has this “network of intelligence” giving us clues to the Iraqi war plan. The Iraqis have CNN.

Which is all you need, really.

Another thing that’s really bothering me about the coverage is Dan Rather. Man, he is AWFUL! He seems not to comprehend what he’s seeing on the teleprompter at all. I mean, I wouldn’t let that guy read a meter. He’s just that bad.

And the slogan “When news breaks out, we’ll break in…” What idiot wrote that? It makes me sick.