Welcome to my handbasket…next stop — HELL.

I seriously believe that it’s a bad thing to have “news” programs get their plugs on Entertainment Tonight. (I’m talking about pieces that plug CNN or other network news broadcasts.) What does that say about how we view news as a society? And since when did stories like the murder of Laci Peterson become fodder for entertainment news?

I tune into ET to escape all that stuff. I mean, at least on ET I know that none of it matters. If they start pretending to report news, then the lines are just too blurred for me.

By the way, we’re all being sold 24-7.

MOVIE LINE OF THE DAY: I don’t make nothing out of horses, especially “horse-derves” ’cause I don’t know what they are, and neither do you.