That’s what she said.

Last night over dinner we were talking about George Washington. Manfrengensen is reading a book about him, and the kids were into the conversation. A friend of mine had mentioned that her daughter’s class had to make Facebook pages for some of the Founding Fathers and she had posted something on the page like “OMG – got my wooden teeth today.”

So I said to the kids, “He had wooden teeth! Can you imagine having WOOD in your mouth??”

And Manfrengensen just looked at me across the table, his eyebrows raised in that do-you-even-hear-yourself-woman? kind of way. Duh.