It’s a long story

What a day I have had! What a life! The things I have witnessed…you would not believe. It would make you sick, frankly, but I have seen enough of that brand of carnage to recount it for you. So, how did I end up here? How did I come to find myself lonely and abandoned in the parking lot of a Pigly Wigly on a gray December afternoon? Well, it’s kind of a long story…