Don’t tell anyone I said this, but….Posted: June 15, 2005 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment
Okay, here’s how pregnant I am:
Tonight I was scooping out a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream for myself, and I thought, if this was the last of the ice cream, and I dropped the bowl on the floor, and the ice cream slid out of the bowl…I’d probably eat it anyway.
Spent most of the day outside with my boys. I got them a little wading pool, and they went to town! It was fun to watch.
Then tonight, after dinner we were all hanging out in the family room, and the little one slipped into the powder room by himself. I could hear him talking and moving things around. I went in there, and he had moved his little training potty right next to the toilet, and he was saying the same word over and over. I asked if he had to use the potty, and he said, “yeah.” So I took off his diaper and he sat down and went! No one pushed him, no one showed him, no one even really suggested that it was time. He was just ready to try it. Tomorrow we will try some training pants…
I’ll talk about politics and social issues next time. I will say this though: I think CNN should change their slogan to what must be their true mission statement: “No [real] news is good news.”
MOVIE LINE OF THE DAY:
TINY: Yo, I told you, my mother’s mother’s mother was black!
MARCUS: Your mother’s mother’s mother, f*** – this ain’t “Roots”, mutha… Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.