Yo ho, Ho.

I just read that Johnny Depp is getting 55.8 MILLION DOLLARS to do Pirates of the Caribbean 4.

Fifty-five million, eight hundred thousand dollars.

$55,800,000.  I think that figure is somewhere around my city’s annual operating budget.

I’m not saying he’s not worth that much.  I’m just saying no one is.

And they will probably get the script out of a Cracker Jack box, or more likely, somebody’s orifice.

You wear too much eye make-up. My sister wears too much...People think she's a whore.